Butthole Cleaver

Cleaves buttholes asunder Add to cart!

Cervix Spelunker

Grab your hard hat and pick-axe, you're gonna go deeeep Add to cart!

Killdo 9000

The other 8999 didn't cut it Add to cart!

Prostate Prolapser Pro

50% larger than the non-pro version Add to cart!

Fister Roboto

Danger Will Robinson Add to cart!

Sodom Cum Loud

Get 7 degress off Add to cart!

Fartbox Annihilator

Turn your fartbox into just "box" Add to cart!

Carl

He's just a guy Add to cart!

The Hysterectometor

Re-arrange your insides in the way only a botched surgery in the 3rd world could Add to cart!

Barnyard Bruiser (Now legal in 49 states)

Not for use on animals Add to cart!

...and much more!